cause baby angels are sleeping they  put only night lamps on.

How sugar can transform to fat when it goes through our body?

They are designed for men. As we all know, they have tube brains and can do only one thing at time = use only one hand. (the other one is either in trousers or cramped around remote control - u don't need brains for neither act)

why raisins are wrinkled?

 (They are around 50 years old. you know every kind of skin gets deep wrinkles in that time. )

Cause the nose is only in front. U know we walk the direction of nose.


Why wine and women get better with aging but men not?

 

Edited by alyssa - 08Jul2008 at 13:30

Angels just sing, walk and talk civilized, they don't even need to eat so their storages are small. Whereas devils need lots or reservoir for all the coal they shoveling in kilns for warming all the naughty toes.... And master devil didn't find the way to keep them on clouds, u know, even water has difficulties to stay there. (at least this summer) so he had no other choice. And maybe it also fits more in his nature to watch people from downwards...  dirty old peeping tom.

<Why earth is round and not for instance cubic?

Cause of Einstein's  relativity theory. If u push something with certain force, it pushes you back as hard...  that's why there has to be a question for an answer or it would not be an answer.

why gravity pulls u down and not side aways  by a mountain

 

because bottoms are bigger then brains

why dry champagne doesnt dry you up from inside ?
 

Edited by finc - 09Jul2008 at 23:07

peta: cause they sell them as short pieces, everything boring is sold by weight in big cans and is cheaper.

People are 70% water (see Annnna's answer earlier) that is enough to wet even the driest champagne.


Where the dirt goes from fabric when u dry clean it.
 

  You cannot wake down cause of the bed.

When u send money on someone account by internet, how the money moves there from your own bank?